You have the sympathy of all the fans by continuing to talk about ELF's holy grail of 13 members. But everyone likes unnecessary drama, no?Īll I can say is: clever marketing strategies thar, SM and Hangeng's company, whatever it is called. Let the good times roll! There is still fun to be had! This fandom is the most twisted I have ever gotten myself into. Hangeng: "Yeah, I'd like to perform with 13 members if the Koreans let me"ĮLF: "OMG Leeteuk is so sweet!" *forgets all about the interview being scripted* SM/Leeteuk: "It would be nice to perform with 13 members again before I go to the army" We found out through media."ĮLF: "Hannie-oppa is innocent! He's a victim! SuJu is obvy lying and being scripted by SM" SuJu: "Actually we haven't heard from him since. Hangeng: "I totally told them and we are all good friends" SuJu: "We had no idea Hangeng was depressed and wanted to leave.
*ELF starts to think maybe Zhou Mi and Henry could be added to the group* *SM gets bashed by ELF for letting Kibum further his career* *Zhou Mi and Henry gets bashed for good measure despite being completely innocent*ĮLF: "Where the hell is Kibum? He obvy doesn't care about Kangin-oppa!" I didn't speak fluent Korean, so I locked myself up in my room and became kind of emo for a while thar"ĮLF: "We knew it! SM those devil worshippers tortured our oppa/gege" Hangeng: "It's kind of hard living in a foreign country. Hangeng: "Yeah, actually SM is not a bad place if you are willing to work hard"ĮLF: "We don't believe it, we need something more dramatic and miserable" and be a star in China 'cuz I like it there"ĮLF and media: "No, that can't be the real reason, SM must have tortured him those racist bastards" Hangeng: "All's cool, I just want to be an actor and be with my mom. DUI is pretty bad, but oppa is human, he can make mistakes"ĮLF: "OMG Hannie-oppa! He is so cute with that broken Korean, how can he leave? I know, it must be SM's fault!" SM: "That's ok, we'll take care of it, just apologize and take some time off. Kangin: "I've been doing some pretty bad stuff, yo" Everyone is confused.ĮLF: "Where the hell is Kibum? They were supposed to be 13 members!!! OMG our dreams are destroyed, and Kibum and SM are to blame for this!" Let the math-exercises begin! There is Only 5, Only 13, Forever 15+ and whatever else. But I'm still a part of Super Junior because I'm awesome like that. Kibum: I've fulfilled my promise to get Super Junior started, I'm outta here. Henry: "OMG you guys, I'm not supposed to be in Super Junior at all, calm down"ĮLF: *Won't listen to anything other than their own chants despite seeing how uncomfortable the other SuJu-boys are* *Only 13 is formed, thinking they can bully SM into submission, all the while under a noble flag of wanting to 'protect our oppas'* *ELF starts to like Kyuhyun and accepts the 13-member group*ĮLF: This is awesome, all 13 on stage! How nice to see Kyuhyun being recovered from his accident! That's like, the largest boy band in da world!" SuJu: "'Is cool, we'll be an awesome 13-member group. SM: OK, maybe we won't rotate members since all hell broke loose. *Kyuhyun gets bullied by the older members, except for Ryeowook who remembers how he was treated in the beginning* "A new member, he must be stupid and horrible" SuJu: "'Is cool, we can't be just pretty boys all our lives." We have a few guys prepared to be in the group, like Han Kyuwan here and this guy Baek Minhyun. SM: "We are going to rotate members so that those of you who signed contracts for acting can do that a year from now. *Ryeowook gets bullied by the other members for being a new guy*
SM/SuJu: "OMG, Kang Junyoung, you are annoying, GTFO, we are going to go with this guy Ryeowook instead." This is what it looks like from some distance, trying to make sense of things.
I haven't got my facts straight because it's kind of hard to keep 5 years of events in the head at the same time. No, of course this is not really what happened.
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